Take a drink (or in our cases, gulp) when…
- there is standard Adult Content. This includes nudity, violence, and the word “fuck”.
- BONUS! Drink extra for sex, gore, and “cunt”.
- Joffrey is being a little bitch.
- ANOTHER BONUS! Extra if someone hurts him!
- Ser Jorah looks longingly at Daenerys.
- Arya acts like an adorable little girl instead of the harden bad-ass that she actually is.
- Brienne is super awkward.
- eye-rolling from Cersei.
- Jon Snow knowing nothing.
I can’t wait for the rest of the season.
You do work harder than most 9-5 working mothers. Those fashion shoots, actor galas, and filming multi-million dollar movies are a lot more exhausting than some office job.
You definitely work harder than my mom, for instance.
My mother, who at 35, decided to go and get her bachelor’s degree, WHILE working a 9-5 job in Boston (during the Big Dig fiasco where she wouldn’t be home until 7-8ish), WHILE running a household of two young children, an equally hard-working & exhausted husband, and a spectacularly dumb dog. She spent SEVEN years to graduate summa cum laude with her degree, and found herself working for little pay as an English teacher after leaving her Boston job. At that time, she was sending one child off to college, making sure her bipolar daughter stayed out of trouble (for the most part), all the while teaching about 100+ students literature & poetry in the most interesting way possible. After six years and sending the last child to college, she went back to Boston with a horrible boss, lost her job, spent time unemployed, and now works at a law firm with the hours/pay she likes. This was all in 4 years. Now that I have left the nest, it’s just her, my father, and their shih-tzus, working towards retirement in a shitty economy, while finding time for themselves to relax for at least a week.
But, yeah. I get you Gwyneth. You TOTALLY work harder than my mom and her simple office job.
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.