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Sep 28, 2014
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nslayton:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

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nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound









He’s also Ian Fleming’s cousin, and the two were a part of the SOE (Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare together), AND a descendant of Charlemagne. He’s been Dracula, Frankenstein’s Creature, and the Mummy.
He is the epitome of awesome.

nslayton:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

He’s also Ian Fleming’s cousin, and the two were a part of the SOE (Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare together), AND a descendant of Charlemagne. He’s been Dracula, Frankenstein’s Creature, and the Mummy.

He is the epitome of awesome.

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Sep 25, 2014
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Sep 25, 2014
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Sep 24, 2014
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necrotichope:

pzychedelicious:

If you don’t know every single second of this song like the back of your hand then get out of my life

the gibberish near the end is my 2nd favorite part

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Sep 23, 2014
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kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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Sep 20, 2014
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Sep 20, 2014
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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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Sep 20, 2014
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here


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Sep 16, 2014
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Sep 15, 2014
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Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda is sexually & mentally confusing.

1. Let’s be real…the song is pretty lazy.
2. I’m really getting tired of the whole skinny = bitchy bullshit.
3. The line “tossed my salad like his name Romaine” made me snort out loud. That shit’s funny.
4. Nicki slapping the butt to the beat is just what I normal do with my tits.

2.5/5


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Sep 15, 2014
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border-studies:

Dating in the age of Tinder.

border-studies:

Dating in the age of Tinder.

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Sep 15, 2014
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